Me : God, can I ask You a question? God : Sure Me : Promise You won't get mad….. God : I promise Me : Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today? God : What do you mean? Me : Well, I woke up late God : Yes Me : My car took forever to start God : Okay Me : at lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait God : Hmmmmm! Me : On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call God : All right Me : And on top of it all off,when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax. But it would not work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that? God : Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of my angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that Me (humbled) : OH God : I did not let your car start...